| london what??? |
[Jul. 21st, 2005|10:18 pm] |
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Hello!!!!!!!!!! I was browsing the net ear;ier and suddenly remembered that i have a live journal!! Natalie im missing the gossip so get your ass back down to Devon soon as....... Im goin to London tomorrow; oh great Mel lets go to London when everybodies getting blown apart!! Lookin forward to it tho im goin to MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And seeing the one and only mr GAY BOY himself MICHEAL O'REILLY!!!! HEHEHEHE. Split wiv the missus on tues, i really cant do relationships, not that i cant stay faithful cos i can i just find it real hard you no???? I need a good no strings shag. Love to you all, xxxxxxx |
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[May. 24th, 2005|11:09 am] |
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| | i'll be there for yoooooooouuuuuuuuu | ] |
Man i havn't written on here for ages!
Natalie im lookin for you by the way, where r u?
My girlfrieds comin to see me tomorrow and we are goin to the beach! Shes got a proper farmer accent tho which on a certain level is highly ammusing and seductive, but on the other is a bit ,like talkin to BRIAN GREENSLADE!!!! HEEEELLLLOOOO BBBEEEEEEE!!! Hehe Nat you no what im talkin about!!!
Snorted my life out a bit-am no longer running away from everybody i come across in the street, i have learnt to deal with life. Thought about becoming a recluse and then realised i wouldnt be able to buy BEER and BACCI so........
And if anyone sees me in the corridoor and thinks to themselves "Shit her bottom lips gone wonky!"- It hasn't, i have a sore lip and its made my piercing look bigger than it shud be!
Really need a pint. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2005|03:21 pm] |
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| | SOME TUNE FROM BAD GIRLS | ] |
I LOVE THE L WORD!!!!! K dont think anyone else has ever watched it bar from Jane but its soooo fantastic! If you're not already gay this may turn you, see i really dont get this whole straight sex thing-no offence to men but women are so much more exciting and considerate. Iv always wondered whether or not my position was pre-destined or happened while i was growing up. My main argument to people who take offence to myself and the people around me is if being l, b, g or t was unnatural then there wouldnt be any of us on the planet.Is that a stupid thing to say? Im open to critisism, i can take the fact that im different-everybody is. They are special and unique. I HATE THE BNP!!! |
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[Feb. 28th, 2005|09:48 am] |
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cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td> </td><td> You scored as Simba. You are Simba! You've suffered immense hardships, but you can see the larger picture, realizing that there is light at the end of the tunnel as long as you continue on. Family and best friends are sacred to you and you would leap to defend them at any time, at whatever cost. You also have a tendency to be sentimental, sometimes allowing your emotions to supercede your better judgement. And yet, at other times, you're not enough in tune with your emotions. You need to find an equal balance between faith and logic. You're still great, though, overall!
Simba | | 86% | Timon | | 86% | Nala | | 86% | Ed | | 71% | Sarabi | | 64% | Rafiki | | 54% | Pumbaa | | 54% | Mufasa | | 50% | Zazu | | 43% | Scar | | 21% | </td></tr>
Which Lion King Character Are You?
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| Im back! |
[Feb. 28th, 2005|09:23 am] |
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| | Some realy good cd Steff put on | ] |
Hello everyone who may have the unfortunate chance of knowing me!! Havnt updated for quite a while, half term was a very busy time you know! I WARN- When Mikey comes back from Manchester you realy need to prepare for it! Had a realy good time though, was just like the old days- Me Mike and Muffy gettin off our heads together and doing stupid stuff like CUTTIN MY HAIR! Mate you should see it, if you look fairly closely you can see that one side of my head is shorter than the other! Well not my head but you know what i mean.....
Amyway.. i hope Dooleys here today i need some medical advice, Think i may have CUNT-EYE!!HEHEHEHEHEHEH! Told Roxy i was in love with her the other day-Yes i was drunk but you know...you mean what you say when you're drunk dont you???? Spent all of last week in hospital, one of my best mates was in intensive care for a while, then when she moved on to a ward she caught pneumonia from the tubes that were sticking out of her. SOOO if any of these shit eating cock sucking lecturers wanna have a go at me for not being here last week just bring them on-BASTARDOS! fINALLY I dont know if i want to go to uni anymore. I got accepted to MMU Cheschire but it all seems like such an effort, anyone else feel the same? I realy fucking hate college its unbelievable! Oh well maybe i might just move to Lndon and join the police like i was gonna do in the first place.
Cheers. THE MUFF XXXXX |
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[Feb. 7th, 2005|10:47 am] |
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Hey!!! Dont give me that:
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[Feb. 7th, 2005|10:42 am] |
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Mate look at my icon!! That is a beast, look at the speed of her tounge! Ooh yeh you like that dont you!?! |
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[Feb. 7th, 2005|10:34 am] |
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| | As below (its lion king dont you no!) | ] |
ARE U ACHIN (YEPYEPYEP) FOR SUM BACON (YEPYEPYEP) HES A BIG PIG (YEPYEP) YOU CAN BE A BIG PIG TOO OY!!!!
Im sittin next to the luvly natalie, hey baby girl, Reply: huh?
Had a realy bizaar weekend: Never done this before in my life but i sumhow managed to wee myself on Friday. One of my mates has got a video of me crawling around on all fours snorting like a pig, Then im trying to get out of the window. I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING!!! Will somebody please help me??!! |
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[Feb. 7th, 2005|10:33 am] |
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 | You scored as Drunk Cat. Put down the bottle, Cheech. Sign up for some AA classes and drink a glass of water. Bars are ok once in a while, but you shouldn't be sleeping at them.
Drunk Cat | | 100% | Couch Potato Cat | | 75% | Pissed at the World Cat | | 75% | Derranged Cat | | 33% | Love Machine Cat | | 17% | Nerd Cat | | 17% | Ninja Cat | | 0% | </td>
Which Absurd Cat are you?
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[Feb. 3rd, 2005|09:24 am] |
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Ok baby, now when i said sighn up to live journal you are supposed to write things in it! Hey big boy, glad you finally tookm my advice and joined the world of cyber sex! Nah just kidding but hey! Love you loads hunny, cant wait til youre down next. I think if youre down for val day ill take you out for a meal.(WHO WEARS THE TROUSERS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP?!)HEHE. Call you lata bumhug. xxx |
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[Jan. 31st, 2005|10:39 am] |
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Wel iv got to say iv had a realy mixed weekend. I enjoyed my saturday nite in wit my friend Tiff, we watched Lion King and Grease-dancing on my bed,drinking beer and eating chocolate has never been so fun. Yet on the other hand is Friday. Iseriously think im doomed to be alone forever, iv noticed finally that straight women like MEN. I need to stop falling for people so completely. I cant magically turn straight so if anybody knows of a pill you can take to cure it just chuck it my way!
Well anyway im dreading today..fell out with Dooley on Weds and im sorry it wos a heat of the moment thing cant apologise anymore if you want to forgive me then please do i hate confontations and not knowing where you stand with sum1. Second reason: think i mite get a real bollocking at work tonite, i didnt go in on friday coz i was trying to organise my mates bday party and my boss is a complete bitch most of the time! Finally me and Linzi had a major discussion last night.. im not ever getting drunk enough so i cant remember ever again! Hmm wish Mikey was here. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2005|01:56 pm] |
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| | lifes like a variety bucket! | ] |
Oooh guys im starting to realy like er. Went out at da weekend with her, got drunk and fell asleep cuddling eachother. Shes so luvly, i spoke to her on the fone for nearly an hour last night though i was quite intoxicated and cant realy remember wot i sed.
FOR SHAME!!! heeeeeheeee. Well we will see where it goes!! |
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[Jan. 24th, 2005|01:45 pm] |
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| | that song that he sings to the horrible king | ] |
 | You scored as Pippin. You're Perregrin Took! This young, curious little hobbit is constantly getting into trouble, but is always quick to help his friends and provides the humor needed during depressing times.
"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. That's the last thing they'll expect."
Pippin | | 94% | Gandalf | | 88% | Frodo | | 81% | Eowyn | | 81% | Samwise | | 75% | Arwen | | 75% | Aragorn | | 69% | Faramir | | 44% | Gollum | | 6% | </td>
Which LOTR character are you?
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[Jan. 19th, 2005|12:28 pm] |
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| | I am 16 going on 17 | ] |
He Hey happy campers!
I had the best lie in of my life thismorning, You know when you keep waking up to check the time and then you go back to sleep and have really vivid dreams? Well i kept dreeming that Roxy was going on holiday with BIG FAT STUPID HEAD Adam! So i thought well: " If Roxy can go on holiday with BIG FAT STUPID HEAD Adam, then i can have some fun of my own!"
So....... Theres this realy realy cute girl that i work with called Linzy the only thing is that she is only 16 :( Though she looks alot older, Shes about 5"10 and has a very cool punk,rock,goth look goin on. Well i dreampt that we went on holiday (by bus) to Australia, which is a bit wierd but it was like it was as far as exeter is away. We kept jumping from different parts of the city. We finally ended up at the opera house but we were with Mike and Natalie and were supposed to be meeting Muffy. Me and Linzi didnt want to see her because she had seen us holding hands or summit ( i tell you this is a very odd dream!). So... we went to a hotel that was completely white with no other colours at all. Im not gonna go any further because id prefer to keep it to myself! :)
Question: Is 16 too young? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2005|12:16 pm] |
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So i geuss iv been a silly girl again :( Im so fuckin stupid when im drunk, Its like all my morals and inhibitions just fly out of the window and im left with this huge pissing deal on my hands! grrr. Im not so much of a happy bunny today.
Most of you know about my stupid little thing with miss cough cough....it all happened so long ago and i thought id finally got over it,until saturday night when i once again found myself in her arms. Not to say i did anything realy wrong..god if i did that i seriously would have to take a walk off of the edge of the planet! Oh what does it matter anywar? not like im gonna be here for so much longer anyway. Shit.....7 months.
Look below dont you think the aggrivated sign looks a bit dodgy? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2005|01:17 pm] |
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[Jan. 14th, 2005|11:21 am] |
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Im sitting in the exec office not knowing quite wot to do with myself. There is some realy shite music playing in the form of some scary 50 year old sounding men with voices that sound like they need some vix vapo rub. Just tried getting hold of mikey but the phones being a twat and keeps saying the number doesnt exist when blatantly it does!! Again i need to go for a poo. grrrr im angry for sum reason....need sum sex. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2005|02:19 pm] |
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Your Penis Name is: Bavarian Beefstick
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| hungry muffin pincher... |
[Jan. 12th, 2005|01:43 pm] |
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| | we are the champions..by queen | ] |
At precisely 12:45 today i was caught up in an onslaught of crime taking place in the cafeteria. Emma(formally known to her friends as Dooley) decided it would be a fantastic idea to steal a hand made blueberry muffin from the top shelf where 3 members of the canteen staff suspiciously prowled.
The attempt was hard yet exhilarating all at once. I was finally lured in by Emma Dooley to take part in such a horrible and desperate crime (hunger,you see turns the most respectable of people into complete and utter animals!)
I slowly reached my hand to the tray of muffins and waited for the exact time to pounce.......The staff all seemed to turn their backs all in conjunction...... and i attacked pulling this blueberry cake with speed as fast as lightning...... It exchanged hands with a swift stroke and dooley wzs quietly and quickly slipping away back in to the commen room to hide the evidence ias i went about getting my piece of brown toast for 20p.
Back in the commen room we proceeded to eat our well deserved prey with pride........ ( SETTING NO EXAMPLE: IT IS WRONG TO STEAL!) |
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</td><td> You scored as Anne!. 